Nonsense Customer Support

Do you ever get the feeling that customer support people don’t even read what you’ve written? Here are 2 recent favorite interactions of mine. If you have some of your own, please send them in for my growing collection.

My email to MySpace support:

Everything on MySpace has turned to Spanish for me since I came to Colombia. I do not speak Spanish.
I clicked on “English” when it first gave me the option, but still everything is in Spanish.
HOW DO I GET MYSPACE IN ENGLISH SO I CAN USE IT?

HELP!!!

MySpace’s answer

Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:29:41 +0000
From: help@support.myspace.com
Subject: Re: Not Found (-4) – no subject found in database (-4)

Hello,
It looks like there is incorrect or defective HTML code somewhere in your profile. Only if you have a Music account are you able to choose “safe mode” to locate the code and remove it. Otherwise, an avid HTML code user could look for the bad code and remove it themselves.

To edit your HTML code, after logging in, go to “Edit Profile”. If you see code you did not include in one of your sections you should delete it. Another option is to delete the code that’s present and repaste the code to that section. One of these options should take care of the problem.

If this does not address your issue completely, please press “Reply” and provide any additional information you feel is relevant. Please do not alter the subject as it will be considered a new inquiry. For the most up to date messages about MySpace, subscribe to the MySpace Help blog! You get updates almost every day! Go here to subscribe. www.myspace.com/myspacehelp

Thank you for contacting MySpace.com.

My comment to AARP.org:

Any links I click to your site get redirected to your homepage. So it’s impossible for me to link to a specific article on your site.
E.g. I want to link to this article:
http://www.aarp.org/bulletin/yourlife/older_wise_bloggers
but it redirects me to the home page at
http://bulletin.aarp.org/yourworld/.

How can I link to a specific article on your site?

-Stan

AARP’s answer:

Thank you for your interest in the new AARP.org web site. We apologize for the ssues you experienced during registration on our Online Community Page.

In order to verify your registration, please call our toll-free number 1-866-839-0463 between the hours of 9 a.m. and 7 p.m. EST, Monday through Friday.

We appreciate your patience with this matter and look forward to hearing from you. We hope to see you online very soon.

Sincerely,

Jessica
Member Communications
Member@aarp.org